Goodbye PPC

As Party Day came to a head, the PPCs of each party began to tally the votes for the big positions. Yet, a PPC of the Nationalist party began to take the day to new extremes. After numerous attempts at insulting the State Chairman, he was removed from the chamber during the decision for Secretary of State and another position going forward. Some of the insults consisted of “Mr. Fake Ice,” “Mr. Nonchalant Dreadhead,” and “I can’t hear you.” In a time crunch, needing to make important decisions and frustrated with the state of the room, the SPC used his powers to expel the chairman from the room. Since then, the PPC has expressed remorse for his actions and acknowledged that sometimes being funny isn’t worth missing out on important moments. He also expressed gratitude for the situation, stating, “Thankfully, after some time, my gracious SPC, Mr. Shark, allowed me to re-enter. We really came together after the discourse, I honestly think it brought us a little closer as a Parish if anything, which I know sounds odd but that’s how it is.”