The 2024 session of LABS has shown to be a competitive one. Rivalries of all types have sprung up, and it has been proven that even our beloved mascots aren’t safe. Mississippi Parish has taken a jab at their fellow Parishes, first claiming Atchafalaya’s mascot and second claiming Bogafalaya’s mascot.…
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Parish School Boards were given instructions to make 8% cuts in their budget. Boards collaborated in an attempt to make the most efficient cuts for all schools. These are some of ideas that were tossed around the room: Virtual Learning: Bogafalaya and Cane Parish had similar ideas of eliminating library…
In a closely contested event, Mississippi Parish clinched the coveted LABS flag for demonstrating the most spirit (for the second time), sparking a range of reactions from other participating parishes. The victory was celebrated with enthusiasm by Mississippi Parish citizens, while some competing parishes expressed disappointment and skepticism about the…
As the LABS program progresses, citizens march throughout campus while singing their chants. Many citizens have enjoyed the art of crafting their own clever chants, but some chants have caught the attention of J.C.s. Chants tend to be funny and simple, but there is one scenario that has been gaining…
The Parish Council of Cane Parish passed an ordinance today (June 24th) which effectively changed the names of their J.C.s and P.C. This ordinance was enacted by Cane Parish President Jude Doucet. When asked about the purpose of this ordinance, Doucet said that “it was mainly made to promote coordination…
Mississippi Parish: No Shower Curtain and Unhygienic Conditions Citizens of Mississippi Parish have voiced their dissatisfaction, noting the dormitory’s poor hygiene standards, particularly highlighting the absence of a shower curtain in the bathroom. “It’s dirty, and the lack of a shower curtain makes it even worse,” commented one citizen. Cane…
After a long, strenuous few days, Brennan Youngblood’s bill has officially passed. This controversial bill was approved by the Domino Senate and sent to the Domino House Thursday afternoon to go through the next step in having the bill finalized. This bill will employ the homeless. Citizens will be declared…
Nearing the end of LABS, Atchafalaya’s Parish President, Henry Sues has been going through the approach of impeachment. The citizen’s motives came from the fact that they did not believe he was the best leader for them and that action needed to be taken. This issue occured on top of…
Bogafalaya has been last in just about everything this week at LABS. The Parish got last in volleyball after losing both games that they played by a substantial amount. Boga was also last in dodgeball after losing both games they played. On top of sporting events, Boga has also never…
Was Your Parish Party Chairman A Fraud? With the candidate elections taking place, there has been drama and blame placed across every parish, especially towards the Parish Party Chairmen and their responsibility to count and place votes. The criticism has spread throughout the Federalist and Nationalist parties of Cane, Bogafalaya,…